Paraskevidekatriaphobia, the irrational and morbid fear that something really, really, but really bad is going to happen when the calendar turns to Friday the 13th.
Irrational? But there is a greater fear about a more definite and immediate threat of getting your head ‘sploded by cats. And there’s no name for that yet.
![Friday 13 Tito and Maz Friday 13 Tito and Maz](http://jellybeansofdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Friday-13-Tito-and-Maz.jpg)
Even Miss Jenny was excluded from their conversation… Whatever, man… ‘Spect the ‘stache…
![Friday 13 Jenny tom selleck Walrus? Walpurgis? Tom Selleck?](http://jellybeansofdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Friday-13-Jenny-tom-selleck.jpg)
Eventually, Maz ambled back into the living room and “parked” himself in front of the television until…
![Friday 13 Maz 1 melon go kablooie](http://jellybeansofdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Friday-13-Maz-1.jpg)
Maz being nothing if not excessive, he ‘sploded another head, lifting his paw under the strain. Either that or he was passing gas.
![Friday 13 Maz 2 Kapow Maz blows hedds](http://jellybeansofdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Friday-13-Maz-2.jpg)
For those who haven’t mastered their powers yet, and I pray they don’t, Tito recommends starting with something easy like the photobomb…
Need some mustache wax. Get a Rollie Fingers thing going there. Now THAT would truly be something else…
Ooooh, now I feel old, darnit. I watched him pitch when he played for the San Diego Padres. I was sitting in the front row between home plate and 1st base.
Ha, don’t worry about it. For some perspective, when my mother was living in The Bronx as a kid, she watched Whitey Ford pitch when he was still a wet-behind-the-ears kid for (The Eeeeevil!) Yankees. So, heh.
;-P
I feel old these days knowing that if I ever did make it to the majors, I’d be a risky signing for anything more than a one or two year contract. Or as a catcher with bad knees, I’d most likely already be retired. I wanted to be Gary Carter in my youth…
You triggered some good memories. I got to watch Nolan Ryan pitch for the Angels. I also got to watch The Goose (Gossage) pitch for the Padres. Watching The Goose pitch was an amazing thing. I saw batters visibly flinch when he pitched. What a joy.
By watching, I’m referring to actually being in the stadium to see the game.