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Monday Funnies: Of Flatulence, Felines, Humans,and Giggles

The last week has been full of awful news. This is my attempt to provide you with a momentary diversion. As disgusting as it is, we find flatulence funny [Lastech: it’s only disgusting when somebody else does it, non?]. We find it funny when Maz Whang? (Kitsy) does it. We find it funny when Miss Jenny does it.

Imagine our glee when watching an interview that happened on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dax Shepard and Kristin Bell were guests. Part Two of their interview had us in stitches. We had published another interview with Kristen Bell where she described her meltdown over a sloth. This time, they’re discussing…yes you guessed it! FLATULENCE!!! Enjoy…


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Fair winds to gaseous giants: les petomanes

A proud, though somewhat freakish tradition.

Joseph Pujol

Le Pétomane was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 – 1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, “to fart” with the -mane, “-maniac” suffix, which translates to “fartomaniac”. The profession is also referred to as “flatulist”, “farteur”, or “fartiste”. […]

Soon after he left school he had a strange experience while swimming in the sea. He put his head under the water and held his breath, whereupon he felt an icy cold penetrating his rear. He ran ashore in fright and was amazed to see water pouring from his anus. A doctor assured him that there was nothing to worry about.

When he joined the army he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it through his anus up to several yards. He then found that he could suck in air as well. […]

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