Caturday: Titanescu was a jerk

Rest assured, I love Titanescu, but he’s a jerk. When he’s not giving me the stinkeye or slapping the wall, he’s a bitey, grouchy jerk. Today he decided to start getting my attention to feed him…three hours before his dinnertime. It went like this:

Titanescu: I’m going to walk on your laptop
Me: No you are not going to walk my laptop
Titanescu: Yes, I’m going to walk your laptop
Me: No you are not going to walk my laptop
Repeat a dozen more times

Me: Puts arm in front of him to keep him off the laptop
Titanescu: I’m going to bite your arm
Me: Go ahead
Titanescu: CHOMP!
Me: That didn’t hurt. You only pushed with your teeth
Titanescu: Ok. I’m going to walk your laptop
Me: You’re a jerk
Titanescu: Yes, I’m a jerk and I’m going to walk on your laptop after I bite your arm again
Me: You’re still being a jerk and NO! I’m not going to feed you.
Titanescu: I’ll bite your arm, hiss my foul breath into your face and then I’ll walk on your laptop
Me: sigh

I had to deal with three hours of his highness being a jerk.

Here's Tito. Tito wasn't a jerk. He was a sweetie.
Here’s Tito. Tito wasn’t a jerk. He was a sweetie.
Miss Jenny waking from a nap.
Miss Jenny waking from a nap.
Titanescu giving me the stinkeye from his sunbeam
Titanescu giving me the stinkeye from his sunbeam
Pepi decided that she didn't like the air conditioner and covered herself with a blanket.
Pepi decided that she didn’t like the air conditioner and covered herself with a blanket.

I saw this video and laughed, trying to imagine Titanescu being that patient.

Those who know me know I complain about phone zombies. Trust Ikea to come up with a wonderful commercial.


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