The last week has been full of awful news. This is my attempt to provide you with a momentary diversion. As disgusting as it is, we find flatulence funny [Lastech: it’s only disgusting when somebody else does it, non?]. We find it funny when Maz Whang? (Kitsy) does it. We find it funny when Miss Jenny does it.
Imagine our glee when watching an interview that happened on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dax Shepard and Kristin Bell were guests. Part Two of their interview had us in stitches. We had published another interview with Kristen Bell where she described her meltdown over a sloth. This time, they’re discussing…yes you guessed it! FLATULENCE!!! Enjoy…
Soooo darn funny… and also soooo true!!
That has actually happened to me too…. out for an evening with Carolyn at a bar when there was **Ahem** an “air quality alert”. (I should soooo never eat Satay before drinking beer…..Trust me…. 😉 )
Anyway…. the odor arrived in full “stealth mode”…. and some poor guy at the bar got blamed for my lil’ “unanticipated release of toxic gas” by all in range, even his friends. Hahaha…. this might not be the best perk for just plain being a reasonably attractive woman… but I’ll take it. 😉
Shopping at Costco for us can be a bit interesting. I’ll leave that for Lastech to tell. 🙂
We got the expression of trailing mines from “Galaxy quest”, by the way… I’ve been known (actually I hope not widely) to trail mines up and down the aisles at Costco as a counter to ‘aisle rage’. I don’t know what it is about Costco, but people there drive their carts like A-holes.
Oh, and the State of California forces me to wear an ankle monitor on spare the air days as I’m not allowed outside. ‘Nuff said.
😉