No more half-jellybeans, they were way to hard to cut in half anyway. No, from now on, it’ll be from 1 until 5, with the following meaning:
1 jellybean: so bad it’ll reach through the screen to kill house plants, small animals and brain cells
2 jellybeans: I’d rather relive the ‘80s…
3 jellybeans: as Pike asked his Wild Bunch: “why not?”
4 jellybeans: I was glued to the couch
5 jellybeans: they should teach this in schools
